Lessons From A Cat: How To Achieve Total Relaxation

Lessons From A Cat: How To Achieve Total Relaxation

 

 

So you think you should learn to relax more

To ease the stresses and strains of the day;

To cast off your cares and your worries,

And not care what people might say?  

You think you might like to try yoga,

Or to a little tai chi you could sway?

There are other new-fangled methods

Waiting for you on the way.

 

But my method is well-tried and simple:

Just put your back legs up in the air;

Lie down and relax, with your arms at full stretch

And then turn your head upside down on the chair!

This exercise is perfect - there's no doubt of that;

The best way to relax, is be more like a cat!

When you are a little more practised, try this:

Not only flat out on my back, but almost upside down as well!