More of Mum's Logic... You Couldn't Make It Up!
Scene:
Mum is busy brushing her teeth. Alex waits patiently for her to finish, and makes conversation.
Alex:
Now, when you've finished brushing your teeth, I'll bring you your lovely breakfast.
Mum:
I don't want any breakfast.
Alex:
Why not?!
Mum:
Because I'll be dead,
Alex:
Well, you certainly will be dead if you don't have your cornflakes and a nice cup of tea.
Mum:
I'm on my way out.
Alex:
Well, if you're on your way out, why are you brushing your teeth, then?
Mum:
Well, it's nice to have clean teeth when you're dead.......
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